Comments for Open All Night

Comment on The Blogolympics by jvc

jvc — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 23:59:51 +0000

…after diving for the remote were you disappointed when you realized that slow motion was not an option?

Comment on The Blogolympics by Danielle

Danielle — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:31:06 +0000

I hate when you hate on the chubby ladies..
I love that skinny Michael binges on convenience food and GirlScout cookies.. (those thin mints are dangerous)
I’m appalled by your obsession with fantasy sports,, you should try going
out and getting a life sometime… I’m just saying… I’m also appalled there is a fantasy bowling or fantasy WCup, but its all a matter of time, right?
I think you should spend less time on your crackberry and oogling poor Kate and more time visiting friends. LIKE ME!

Comment on How exactly does one become a Bass “Master”? by Stonk

Stonk — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 04:06:49 +0000

Great post. I’m watching the 2010 Bassmasters as if it was important to me as I type this. Way entertaining. I’m writing down lines from the announcers for later use. I’m hooked. (Get it?). I’m watching this every year from here on out.

Comment on My Cup(s) Overfloweth by stephanie

stephanie — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:32:55 +0000

*cower*

your new place sounded like the extend-stay place I was put up in New Orleans… I think the adjective “creepy” sufficed…

Who else should be added to the list?
* Drivers who don’t wave pedestrians holding a heavy awkward box of some-assembly-needed barstools across a rainy parking lot until AFTER said pedestrian has put down the box.
* People who lick their fingers before counting your change.
* Cashiers who place your coins on top of your bills.
* Those who don’t refill and/or replace water/coffee/milk/juice
* Co-Workers who help themselves to condiments that are not theirs.

That’s five. I’m in a rush.

Comment on My Cup(s) Overfloweth by Michael

Michael — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 03:00:13 +0000

Someone beat me to it – sort of. Still – pretty awesome.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=4626

Comment on My Cup(s) Overfloweth by Michael

Michael — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 01:47:50 +0000

Well, it was red wine, so I guess I could have. But you are more sophisticated than I – could I really pull that off?
And I don’t care how you justify angled parking! I am still tired of people misparking, going the wrong way, etc.

And, since one of you loyal readers didn’t want to admit your additions to the list – I shall do so for you. I have expunged the explanations (to protect the innocent, and those who don’t like vulgarity, but here they are):
a) People who don’t let the passenger cross the street when its raining or snowing or sleeting

b) Gym people— a) girls who wear inappropriately short shorts and dont have the booty to pull it off b) muscle heads c) the people who don’t wipe off their machines after use. d) the women and men who coat the locker room in their nasty old perfume/cologne

Comment on My Cup(s) Overfloweth by jvc

jvc — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:28:08 +0000

two comments…

one, i drink wine out of a coffee cup all the time (provided it is red wine).

two, i also used to hate angled parking until i discovered why they do it… if you find some people that actually park correctly, and you can park between them, you will notice when you open your doors they have better clearance and may not even be able to hit the cars around you. but i guess i still hate it.

Comment on A belated blogday to you by Michael

Michael — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:28:21 +0000

Hey – I didn’t make the rules about felines here. If I had, I assuredly would have pushed some of the age brackets back a tad. I think a sabretooth should be over 50, and a cougar start at 35 or so.

As for the puma, I am just going by what the article said. It actually said that a puma looks for someone younger for “sport [encounters].” I believe that the age is 22 because most college kids graduate at 21 or 22, insinuating that the hungry puma looks towards the younger age brackets to score an easy, yet feisty, kill. Besides, isn’t it fun to play video games after?

Funny story. At lunch today, two 40ish been married for 20 years women came in with a lady in her early 30’s. It didn’t take long from overhearing the conversation to note that the younger one was having relationship issues. The others pounced with scores of advice, trying to live vicariously through her. They were picking out guys, types of guys, etc. It culminate with one of them saying: “And besides, you aren’t a cougar yet!” Thank God I had finished my sandwich or I might have snarfed it clean into my sinuses. I was so tempted to say something. I even opened my stance and rotated towards them, but alas I said nothing. Not good to make a scene out of state…

Comment on A belated blogday to you by stephanie

stephanie — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 17:09:03 +0000

My question: What the heck is a 22-year-old going to so with someone younger than her?
Play non-stop beer pong?
Consistently update their facebook pages with photos of them making out?
Do it in her parents basement?
Scoff at authority that won’t let them into clubs?
Take turns driving each other to the ER?

Gah.

Comment on Little Tokyo by Michael

Michael — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:13:33 +0000

I really did want to say it to the maitre’d. I even pondered how to say it slightly more diplomatically. In fact, given that it is Monday again I really want to go back, but I have a customer in town who doesn’t like Japanese so he won’t go.

As for the Democrats…well, catch me after a few frosty beverages so that we may discuss.